Marjorie Gluten lived on carbs
Through school and college suffered barbs
About her girth, about her weight
Which brought her down, so she ate and ate:
She ate more rice, she ate more wheat
And lots of cake and lots of sweet.
The more she ate, the more she grew
Behind her back she was “Fatty Glu”:
The barbs kept coming fast and thick
Till one day Marj felt strange and sick.
She moped all day, just lay in bed
Didn’t eat a thing, not even when fed
She sobbed a bit, then she wiped her tears
When she saw she ate just for her fears -
She cried some more, she wailed “Boohoo,
These years of eating, I ate for you!”
From today I’ll see how I feel
Before I eat another meal.
From that day on Marj ate more slow
She chewed her food and tasted more,
She felt the texture, she smelt the smells
And as she learnt, or so she tells
She found that eating with some sense
Made every bite just more intense.
With her mind clear now when she ate
She found she didn’t care for chocolate
That too much wheat made her sleepy
That it was sugar that made her weepy
She started eating what made her feel good
And she found with surprise - it was healthy food!
She started to enjoy her portions small
And soon her weight began to fall.
After years of eating all the while
For once Marj had time for a smile
She felt so fit, she felt so fine
That she gave herself to a sip of wine.
And as Marjorie Gluten lost more weight
On prom for once she had a date
She laughed and danced the night away
And then she cried “I have something to say:
These years of teasing me about my weight
Made me eat more and caused me to hate
Till I finally stopped, and what did I see?
That the person I needed love from was me.
It was more than enough to make me feel great,
It was finally what made me watch what I ate.
It wasn’t your kind words, it wasn’t any of you -
You didn’t see Marj, you only saw Fatty Glu.
And if you can’t be kind, then you shouldn’t dance
All these years I was alone, you didn’t give me a chance.
So all you starving uglies, stuff you and your prom
I’ve found myself, you stay where you’re from!”
With that Marj stopped, she dumped her date
She went back home, where she sat and ate
Some bread and honey, a slice of cheese
She felt warm and full, happy as you please.
And that’s the story of Marjorie Glu
She found herself, have you found you?